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stalking Sam Huntington’s twitter thebrunettesouth:
one day he shall be mine
Sounds so sketchy it’s awesome! I shall help :D
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George: It was a pigeon.
Mitchell: What’d you do with it?
George: I killed it.
Mitchell: You killed it?
George: With a shoe.
Owen: … You know what, I should get going.
George: It was a pigeon.
Mitchell: What’d you do with it?
George: I killed it.
Mitchell: You killed it?
George: With a shoe.
Owen: … You know what, I should get going.
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I’m sensing a trip to Ikea, And you know my feelings about that.
-Jon Mitchell
I’m sensing a trip to Ikea,
And you know my feelings about that.
-Jon Mitchell
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
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were-like-na-na-na:
can Teen Wolf just come back right now so I can see Tyler Posey, Dylan O’Brien, and Colton Haynes or
Alas we must live off reruns till June :)
can Teen Wolf just come back right now so I can see Tyler Posey, Dylan O’Brien, and Colton Haynes or
Alas we must live off reruns till June :)
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What to do? Remembering what happens to my hair I just undid the strangling braids I put in it. I look like Hermoine Granger, first year. I have school tomorrow.
What I’m going to do… put them back in.
Come at me peers, see if I care.
What to do?
Remembering what happens to my hair I just undid the strangling braids I put in it. I look like Hermoine Granger, first year. I have school tomorrow.
What I’m going to do… put them back in.
Come at me peers, see if I care.
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if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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Reblog if you care more about this child: than all the half naked fucking sluts on tumblr.
(Source: everyone-here-is-mad, via thehiddenleafvillage)
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked fucking sluts on tumblr.
(Source: everyone-here-is-mad, via thehiddenleafvillage)
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Dear Tumblr, Stop sucking me in when I’m trying to write something!!!!
Dear Tumblr,
Stop sucking me in when I’m trying to write something!!!!
